When someone pisses you off, deal with them, or SHUT THE FUCK UP.

If you know its too late to change something, and it won't affect the future, SHUT THE FUCK UP.

If you say something to spite someone, SHUT THE FUCK UP.

If you vent about me online because we're not good enough friends for you to come to me in real life, dont expect me to treat you like a friend in the real world.

ps. SHUT THE FUCK UP.

yes, I know i don't always abide by these suggestions, but I try. and everyone else ought to try as well.

hint hint this is directed largely to alicia and jeff, because for some reason you guys never seemed to get the message when i tried to get it across in the real world. true, i don't know what you're up to now or what you're writing about anyone jeff, mostly because we aren't in contact anymore. i just wanted to say this status was largely caused by you not following any of the above suggestions. don't risk anymore friends the same way. alicia, i wrote this cause im just plain sick of this shit.

If you write shit about people on your ONLINE JOURNAL, its just as offensive, except you're being a pussy bitch, and you're also (occasionally) making personal business public.

Anyways, I got a bit sidetracked. All i wanted to say was, if you've got an issue, TAKE IT TO THEIR FACE OR STFU.

Now I'm a master scientologist!! You can be one too, without paying the $360,000 fee.

Now linked are the secrets of the OTVIII!!!

I will be accepting donations of $5 for providing this enlightenment for you, which is a pretty gosh darn good deal.

Not exalting the gifted prevents quarreling.

Not collecting treasures prevents stealing.

Not seeing desirable things prevents confusion of the heart.

The wise therefore rule by emptying hearts and stuffing bellies, by weakening ambitions and strengthening bones.

If men lack knowledge and desire, then clever people will not try to interfere.

If nothing is done, then all will be well.

also,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALMIRA VAN

S2k8

I made [it] very clear to the Congress that the use of federal money, taxpayers' money, to promote science which destroys life in order to save life, I'm against that," Bush told reporters.

im not one to go into liberal rants, but man i gotta say Republicans sure are passionate about sparing lives

of stem cells.

1) pushing babies out of your vagina.

2) pushing babies out of your vagina. this amazing act of physiological extremity, iron will, and absolute nutwrenching pain deserves two thank yous.

3) bleeding and cramping every month.

4) looking good.

5) making awesome food.

6) being nice and compassionate and all that good stuff.

7) having to deal with a world that has biases against you.

8) spending so much effort to look good for guys, even though in the end we don't really care.

9) having to deal with a world full of rape, domestic violence, etc.

I think one of the greatest travesties in life is to let current situations cloud out the wonderful memories of the past.

ba bah, ba bahhh.

"They were dangerous times, 30,000 years ago. Man's weapons for hunting and protection were primitive and enemies were everywhere, two legged and four. Often, a dog's warning of danger was how a man survived. If a dog saved the life of its master 30,000 years ago, then all descendants of that man, also owe their existence to that dog. Supose a man had two children in each generation and that there have been 1000 generations since that time, it means that 2 to the power of 1000 or 2^1000 would represent the number of people today, who owe their existence to that dog. That number, 2^1000 is a number greater than all the people who have ever lived!"

"It doesn't take a genius to figure that every man and woman on the face of this earth probably owes his/her existence to some dog, way back."

Sure doesn't.

First you get a liquidiser ..."

1) Little Bros! I am so lucky to have two extremely cool, beautiful, kind, and generally wonderful lbs! You guys make me an awesomely proud bb! ps. Happy Birthday Alice!

2) Co-BB Jane! Awesome to the jawesome. I could not be happier to share with anyone else!

3) NCC! rockingest bunch of people, musical and otherwise.

4) Geckos! Have finally learned to eat!

5) Swimming! Feels so friggin amazing to be in the water again, its summertime!

Things i have unfortunately neglected:

1) Willows: I've been so busy, I don't really hang out with you guys too much. I am glad that even through all the bad business, I live with responsible, caring roomates.

2) Webster 314: Somehow everything broke off. We must chill more, if i could only find the time.

3) Oaklanders: Neglected for way too long. I hope to see you guys in the upcoming months! My actions may not show it, but you guys are still some of the greatest people i have ever met!

4) Hapkido: sorry to myself for not having the dedication to train more. Blue by end of the year. Indomitable spirit!

5) Big Bros: I guess you guys have been busy, or I have. Hopefully we'll be able to hang out more soon.

6) School: meh.