A Little Bit About Myself

or a survey courtesy of miya

1. full name: Jimmy P
2. age: 18
3. defining feature: bulging biceps
4. birthplace/hometown: Chinatown/oakland

5. favorite adjective: fucking
6. favorite verb: fuck
7: favorite noun: elephant

8. what makes you laugh? watching people rofl
9. what makes you laugh so hard your sides hurt? haley + melantho
10. what makes you cry? guilt
11. what makes you cry so hard you're exhausted afterwards? thinking about losing ppl
12. what irritates you? having no leg room
13. what makes you angry? fucking up on things that should have been so easy
14. what makes you furious? stupid people
15. what kills your attention completely (besides lecture)? thinking about girls

16. favorite plant: um…snow peas?
17. power animal: tigers are pretty cool
18. first rule of fight club: play nice

19. what is the one rule you will never break? um
20. what is the rule you want most to break? No fucking random chicks
21. what is the promise you will never break? I don’t have any promises. Or none important enough for me to remember…then again that might be saying something =p
22. what is the promise you cannot keep? none
23. do you believe in god? sometimes
24. do you have a purpose? to be happy
25. do you believe in true love? of course

26. best actress: all girls
27. hottest actress: um.. winona ryder?
28. best actor: Kevin Spacey
29. hottest actor: brad pitt! omgomgomg
30. most interesting public figure: Michael jackson

31. do you like rice? fried only -.^
32. what, other than food, would you be most likely to use rice for? making sticky jizz balls
33. do you drive a rice rocket? yes. it has a racing muffler
34. would you drive a rice rocket if i paid you twenty bucks? sure
35. would you drive a rice rocket if your best friend AND your girlfriend drove rice rockets? they can drive me.
36. if you could supe up any car, what kind of rice rocket would you drive? a 1984 volvo. bling. a captain always sticks with his ship.
37. what was the name of Frog's friend that Magus killed? Cyrus
38. why do you know the answer to question 37? is it because you're some kind of dork? no. when I go on jeopardy and chrono trigger is publicly recognized as a masterpiece you fucks will be sorry.
39. where you want to be in ten years: retirement
40. where you want to be right now: in bed with a girl
41. who you want to be with: heidi klum
42. what you want to be doing: studying
43. who you want to be doing: -.-
44. where do you think you will probably be when midlife crisis hits: a) working for microsoft, b) in church, c)on the jerry springer show, d) in a dorm at davis, e)cooking rice
well considering my plan for living to 40, the only place I could be conceivably be doing at 20 is the jerry springer show.
45. which is heaven: a) a walk with winona ryder on the beach, b) an endless field of flowers, c) a nightclub with good music and hot chicks, d) never feeling anything ever again
good music + hot chicks don’t mix. j/k j/k
46. which is hell: a) an eternal calculus lecture, b) crying forever, c) crucifiction and/or chinese water torture, d) never feeling anything ever again
Aren’t A and D kinda redundant? and wtf is Chinese water torture. drinking boiled water? cause that shit is the nasty.
47. is this survey this fucking long enough already or what?
no. im fucking long enough
48. oops i almost forgot. favorite color?
turquoise?